The Coolness


none other than the absolute cool.
an (at the time) original, descriptive term. during the years of ultima online’s prime, an mmorpg developed by osi (origin systems inc – though later taken over by ea), there was a player by the name of “the sickness”.

this character caused great distress to many people, so in response, the great boba fett/magneto/seifer/gm cool guy along with spymaster, ad avis, ice trey and mad monk decided it was about time to fix his little red wagon.

thus, the coolness was made in a satiric attempt to poke fun at “the sickness” and his brother “the illness”.

this was, of course, before “coolness” was even a viable word for internet or real life usage. years down the road i hear it all of the time. it caught on very quick. while i don’t think i can claim origination of the word, i can definitely say i spread it to a large portion of people on lake superior. especially that wonderful, y-wing shaped town of moonglow. 🙂

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