The Cooter Monster


a huge monstrous v-g-n- that is as hairy as chewbacca nuts and it’s stretched out so far and very very saggy. it’s devours men and women as it is a bis-xual. plus it is also dripping with ganerea. also it has 15 rows of c-ck chewing, p-ssy ripping, -sshole munching teeth. finally it is 15 feet tall and 1 ton of pure cooter.
asian man – oh no rook, it’s the cooter monster! it come to devour hong kong!

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