the cornwallis


the cornwallis is similar to the metal dan only done with a revolutionary bayonet. the bayonet is put in the -n-s and swivelled along the lining of the r-ct-m peeling it off inside. (prior to all of this the victim is forced to eat carolina reapers).the victim is forced to sh-t in a gl-ss jar burning the open wound in the -n-s then the gl-ss jar is rammed in the -n-s only to bust and leave gl-ss inside of it. the giver then eats a table spoon of salt on taco bell and pukes it up in the victims -n-s they then insert their p-n-s and get it covered in gl-ss, blood,feces,vomit, and capsaicin the victim is then forced to deep throat all of this.
i’m giving you the cornwallis tonight.

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