the cosmonaut


1.the simultaneous sp-ce docking between two women. (see sp-ce dock)

2.when two women do an inverted sitting position and sh-t in each others p-ssy.
brenda: i want to do something different.
butch: lets do a cosmonaut!
brenda: i hope you ate your fiber.

lets do the cosmonaut tonight!

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