The costumes were great!
an insulting comment on a theatrical production, disguised as a compliment.
“dwaaahhling!!! so glad you made it! what did you think of the show?”
“oh uh…wow! the costumes were great! where did you hire them?”
subtext: the acting was wooden; no one knew their lines; i kept looking at my watch. it was a sack of pig sh-t.
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