The Covenant


the first race of hostiles you will encounter in halo. consists of grunts, elites, hunters and jackals.
killing a group of 2 or more jackals in close combat on legendary and without a plasma weapon is a b-tch.
the greatest movie ever created. it features really hot guys doing magical things. you can’t go wrong. it’s amazing.
gunther: hey jack, i’m going to rent a movie. got any suggestions?

jack: why yes gunther, i do. the covenant is an amazing movie. you should rent it….or better yet….buy it!

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