the cowboy hat rule


a rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. if you wear a cowboy’hat, you have to ride the cowboy!
well seeing as how you don’t made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.

excuse me pretty lady, i -ssume since you’re wearing my hat, you’re ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!

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