The Crab Under The Bridge


verb: the act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male’s legs while receiving a t-t w-nk from the females low hanging br–sts. this person may or may not lick the b-lls of the penetrating man.
guy 1: “yo cb3 was the crab under the bridge and started tounging my b-lls.”
guy 2: “i’ll have to try that sometime with loz and haz.”

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