The Crane Game


when a person inserts a tampon into their -n-s and ties a loop in the string and tries to pick up objects and carry them to a specific location without dropping said object.
sammy’s mom and i were playing the crane game and sammy’s mom tried to pick up a lava lamp when she fell on it. needless to say that wasn’t the only thing to go in her -ss that day.

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