The Crane


when a woman is giving you a hand job and she has a crane like looking hand in which she straightens all of her fingers downwards towards the head of the p-n-s. then strocks the head of the p-n-s with the head bobbing up and downwards h-tting the palm.
dude. that handjob sucked. all the b-tch did was give me the crane. f-ck the crane!
while doing a woman doggy style, the man grabs her arms and pulls them back lifting her in the air(appearing to look like a crane). he then procedds to swing her around the room knocking things to the ground and running her into walls, tv, dresser, cd’s etc.. unlike the wrecking ball you do not have to leave a hole in the wall.

i can’t come over i have to clean up because i broke my tv last night while using the crane with that hussy.

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