The Cranston
the scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl’s thighs.
the cranston is the scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl’s thighs. measured 1-3, it’s based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. the higher the number (a 3 cranston), the more sp-ce (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). the lower the number, means she’s fat and her thighs rub against each other.
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