The Crapture
the end of times cr-p-fest for neo-con wingnut christianists, when their fear of an obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a “flaming column” of their own feces.
in the blog “sadly, no!” arky the islah-m-bamaist proposed, “i’m really interested to see what they’ll do if obama wins. the current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea”, which jennifer then dubbed as “the cr-pture”.
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