the crazy sexy matrix


a hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
i just smashed the crazy s-xy matrix chick from apartment 31.

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