The Crispers


the “crispiness” of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. the very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the “crispiest” and are known as “the crispers”.
“would you like to share this soda with me? i will let you have the crispers!”

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