the criss angel


when you’re f-cking a girl from behind, you tell her you’re going to c-m and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you c-m on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.
i wanted to do the criss angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves i needed to do it.

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