the crist of cynewulf
j.r.r. tolkien’s greatest inspiration.
hmmm… the crist of cynewulf. let’s read it.
‘eala earendel engla beorhast
ofer middangeard monnum sended’.
or, for you b-tches who don’t know old english, that’s
‘hail earendel brightest of angels
over middle earth sent to men’.
i think i’m going to go write more than 12 books about middle earth now.
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