The Crockpot


when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s v-g-n-, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.
lance: “we’re going out for burgers, wanna go?”
gary: “no thanks. my old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning.”

lance: “lucky.”

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