The Croydon steamer
1. excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.
2. place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. make deep and p-ssionate love to her.
7. the aim is to make her have three -rg-sms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
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