the crusty woodpecker

a s*x act in which the male must have a p*n*s head covered in dry, crusty s*m*n (see d*ck cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners v*g*n*. the male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to woody the woodp*ck*r.
“yeah man, gave her the crusty woodp*ck*r last night”
“you what?!?”

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