The Cumcium
“the c-mcium” is when you fill a turkey baster with milk, and insert into a woman’s v-g-n-, squeezing out the contents. then the male proceeds to cover his erect p-n-s with chocolate syrup. next, the man has intercourse with the woman, thus mixing the milk and syrup. then, as a treat, the man -j-c-l-t-s into the woman. the woman then squirts out the chocolate milk-c-m into a cup. finally, the two drink it together. it’s chocolate milk with a hint of sperm!!
henry and diana love to perform the c-mcium every school night.
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