The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin
n. when you are sitting on the toilet, taking a sh-t and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the sh-t back into your -sshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.
chad: yo, have you seen the curious case of benjamin blumpkin, homey?
chet: stacy’s viewing is wednesday.
chad: what a stupid b-tch.
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