The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, or, as it’s more commonly called, the curious incident of the r-t-rd in the night-time, involves a teenage r-t-rd named christopher who has autism. the kid has a maniacal tendency to want to kill people, wants to destroy humanity, and hates the colors yellow and black, to the point where he throws tantrums if he has to eat something yellow or black (as an aside- i’d like to tie the motherf-cker down and force-feed him bananas and chocolate until he’s cured). he’s a whiz at maths (notice the misspelling) and can probably kick your -ss at them. anyway, the book’s plot is about some stupid sh-t about some dog, i mean, r-t-rd in the night-time, and some sh-t happens. oh yeah, and because the book takes place in britain, everyone curses all the time; there is literally not a single page in the book without at least 5 curses.
(christopher is in a train at a train station, police dude gets on train to get chris out.)
police dude: ok chris, let’s go.
chris: uuughhhh
(train doors close.)
police dude: sh-tting f-ck.
and that’s the curious incident of the dog in the night-time for you.
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