The Curning Bunt
after gorging out on a huge 911 hot plate of wings, you get so p-ss drunk and forget to wash your hands. later that night with your woman of the night, you start getting down and dirty. shortly after proceeding to finger bang the sh-t out of her holes, she starts to scream in pain. lesson to be learned is to wash those hot haberneros off your hands before foreplay!
i got a nasty text from the sl-t i was with last night. she was so p-ssed at me for fingerbanging her without washing the hot sauce off my hands. she said she i gave her the curning bunt for hours, i think she meant the burning c-nt. lol!
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