The Curry Fury
the fury, the fear
diarrhea. specifically the diarrhea brought about from eating a meal containing large amounts of curry. thus: the curry fury.
3 stages of the curry fury:
1) the curry worry – meal has been consumed, digestion is in process and you start to plan your escape.
2) the cury hurry – digestion is in its final stages, you stand, you run, you panic.
3) the cury flurry – at last! the evil, combustible waste is expelled at never-before-seen fiery velocity… hopefully into the intended, flushable container
oh my god. i just ate at chopstix in gainesville, florida. dude. i’ve got the curry fury.
the curry fury, also known as the ring of fire. this phenomenon usually occurs within 8 hours of consuming a copious amount of hot food., and it is a painful, diarrhea substance that burns the “leather cheerio” on the way out.
i had thai food last night, and in the middle of the night, i had the worst curry fury.
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