The Curse of the Blitz
the curse of the blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. it is unclear whether the person’s presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. what is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be p-ssed from one person to another.
man1: dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.
man2: aw, man…
man 1: it’s the curse of the blitz, dude.
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