The Dalles
a small town in oregon 80 miles east of portland on the columbia river. it snows in the winter and gets above 100 in the summer. its very windy in the dalles as well. the dalles is also known for its many cherry orchards.
basically, lewis and clark took a sh-t there and they decided to call it the dalles. the dalles is full of old people. there is nothing to do in the dalles except for smoke pot, drink, and drive around in the middle of nowhere. surprisingly there are a lot of fine -ss b-tches there, especially in the cl-ss of 2010. if you’re in the dalles and its not summer time, then you best get the f-ck out of there.
person 1 “dude, we’re in the dalles. wtf are we going to do?”
person 2 “well lets smoke pot and then go mob somewhere”
person 1 “alright, theres nothing else to do”
person 2 “true story man”
small hometown in oregon also home of “google”
if you want to get googled, go to the dalles
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