the rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the “dark side of the internet” you must not speak of it. those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
you better follow the dark internet rule, or else your sister and i will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
- cat spray
when a girl leaves a personal item at the significant others apartment after a one night stand or at the beginning of a relationship. guy: this chick hooked up with last night left her necklace and panties at my place guy 2: dam bro you got cat sprayed
- holmium holmium holmium
santa claus’ scientific way to say ho ho ho. abbreviation for three atoms of holmium can be written as ho³ or holmium cubed. santa claus to the chemistry students: holmium holmium holmium merry christmas!
- het cetera
refers to movies gathering together all the remaining straight characters at the end of the story and pairing them up as couples. can we fast forward past the het-cetera, please? this het-cetera doesn’t make any sense. these characters have barely interacted!
a beautiful woman that any man or woman would be lucky to have as a friend or significant other. she is typically hard to get through to at first, but is ultimately worth the time and effort. despite outwardly being pretty her internal beauty is where she really excels. a loyal friend, fantastic girlfriend, and […]
- sidecar sally
when, in an automobile, the p-ssenger manually m-st-rb-t-s the driver (i.e. handjob/fingering) i nearly crashed my prius while getting a sidecar sally from jessica last night.