The David Beckham Syndrome
guys who are very attractive, s-xy, hot, fine, very f-ckable… like d-mn why is he so good looking… and then you hear the voice.. and say oh sh-t he has the david beckham syndrome.
in case you live under a rock and don’t know who david beckham is… well let’s just say you need to take a look at that s-xy fine piece of -ss yourself; under google images… and then listen to his voice on youtube.
see the problem with this syndrome is… that these guys are so f-cking perfect but then… that voice.. it’s so f-cking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. it’s so wrong and such a turn off. but why are they so s-xyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the david beckham syndrome man like victoria beckham chose to.. 🙁
now if you’re a guy with this problem… we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like david beckham 😉
some fine s-xy -ss of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking d-mn he’s so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you’re like f-ck he has the david beckham syndrome.
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