the Dead Tooth Dragon Panther
a farel mystical beast. breed in the ominious dark of night, a creature half lizard, half cat escaped from the most foul depths of purgatory. with a fang so black and wicked it roams the south side, causing tooth decay upon the innocent. as legend tells, if you can tame the brute he will spin you gold teeth from dental floss.
i crossed the dead tooth dragon panther, luckily i had some whiskey and like half a pack of cigs. he purred like a baby kitty and weaved me up this sick mouth piece. he is actually a pretty cool guy, were gonna hang sometime.
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