The Dead Tree
a form of dance used to show that you and/or your friends are having more than just a good time. to perform the dance, all one needs to do is simply put their arms infront of them (kind of like a zombie) and put your head down. then kind of bob up and down and there you have it. simple, yet amazing.
example one:
joe: look at ford on the stage! …what is he doing?
peter: why, that’s the dead tree! ford must be having a great time.
example two:
jimbo: dude, i love this song!
wallace: do the dead tree!!!
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