when, in comparison to your undersized hands, everything else feels large.
donald trump claims he has a big p*n*s, but in reality, he just suffers from the deadpool effect.
- your word is your bond
to do what you say and keep your promise. the trump presidential campaign plagiarised a speech of mich*lle obama’s in 2008 which used the phrase for melania trump to give at the rnc. mich*lle in 2008: “and barack and i were raised with so many of the same values: that you work hard for what […]
- trekt god
the description of a barely able graphics designer that likes to start arguments about semantics a: so you know that this intro is kind of bland like a cold vanilla shake b: i like vanilla shakes but they’re not bland in my experience a: ugh stop sounding like a trekt god not a god, just […]
a common nickname for one named thomas, usually used by mates to help inniciate friendly banter. james: “hey thom*sshole, you free after cl*ss?” thomas: “yeye, splice as”
- pull a hillary
removing incriminating evidence before it can be found. person 1: if i die pull a hillary on my browser history. person 2: don’t worry, no one will ever find out.