The Dean One
a semi-mythical net ent-ty, believed to have some basis in reality, who has great s-xual power over all women who encounter him on line. over three dozen women have been reportedly smitten over him so far, some flying from foreign nations to be with him.
“i swore i’d never meet a guy on line, but then i met the dean one!”
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