The Decree of Dual Desires
a law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a p-n-s shall have at least two intense s-xual desires. this rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, b–b fetish, -ss fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.
megan: so, joe, you got any fetishes? 😉
joe: i have a major foot fetish.
megan: is that your only one?
joe: yep.
megan: what a f-ggot! according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. i can’t sleep with you.
joe: nooooo!
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