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The Definition of Haley

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• the fandango

  having s-xual intercourse with any partner (single or multiple) while dancing around or noshing at a concert. dude, that concert was h-lla tight! me and 2 chicks did the fandango during the encore!

• The Geodude

  the s-xual act of having a ferocious w-nk using two rocks with your p-n-s in between them. can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in. -guy 1- omg my d-ck is raw after i did the geodude last night -guy2- should have used smooth rocks man

• The Ghengis Khan

  a s-d-stic s-xual move which involves pouring salt into the orifice of a woman (or man) following intercourse, usually the -n-s. this is a homage to how khan would pour salt in the earth and farmland in ther villages he would invade and plunder. yeah man, i totally got that sk-nk back for cheating on […]

• the goatwing

  the act of tucking your d-ck and b-lls while bending over and simultaneously stretching the skin on your b-lls to portray a goat with batwing genitalia. this is a combination of the goat and batwing poses, therefore the victim of this sight gets 7 kicks plus the requisite “f-g!” “hey, i just gave bill the […]

• The Grimm Reaper

  the act of fingering an individual as they lay asleep or dead. my girl was sleeping as i walked in the room so she got a visit from the grimm reaper.

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