The Devil Shaves
in all photographs of jesus christ, he is wearing a beard.
it is nasty.
this phrase is used by people who would rather go to h-ll, than spend eternity in “heaven” and jesus’ nasty -ss uncombed stringy f-cking beard.
phillip: john, what you are doing is a sin.
john: well, phillip… the devil shaves
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