the dick cheney
c-m-shotting on a girl’s t-ts and face.
such as d-ck cheney shooting his friend in the face and chet
i was about to bust so i gave her the d-ck cheney
when you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick’s face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
the d-ck cheney:
girl: “oh my g-d, you shot a hot load all over my face. jesus…”
guy: “hey b-tch, f-ck you. apologize for getting in the way of that bad-ss statue on my table.”
when your buddy is doing a girl doggy style and you hide just outside the door and rub one out until your just about to blow then bust the door open run in and blow it on her face.
jordan was doing britney and i ran in and gave her the d-ck cheney!
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