The Dikembe Mutombo
named after the nba player.
covering you p-n-s with smuckers chocolate magic sh-ll and letting it harden. then make your girl give you a bl-w j-b and tell her to bite through the sh-ll. when she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as dikembe mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
dude i totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic sh-ll and i did the dikembe mutombo to kenny soler’s mom.
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