The Dio Theory
the act of quitting something and coming back a week later. also, when you fight with your closest friend, and block them; but unblock them a few days later.
person 1: dude, did you know my friend quit runescape a week ago? person 2: don’t worry, he’ll come back a week later. he’s an epitome of the dio theory.
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