the dirty mitten
n. the state of michigan. named such due to its shape and filth….or….errr…ruggedness, or something.
me: i live in the dirty mitten.
me: detroit crunkstars’ first alb-m is called “dirty mitten funk”
when a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the -ss leaving a brown handprint.
i gave this broad the dirty mitten last night and it looked like a box of melted brown crayons.
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