The Dirty Moose


when doing someone from behind you throw some dirt on them and then give them antlers with your hands. then make a low pitched groan like a moose call.
guy 1: i heard that fred got the dirty moose from kevin the other day.
guy 2: wow, queers.
the act of having s-xual -n-l intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo
dude i totally gave that b-tch the dirty moose and tom got it on film! want to see the picture?

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