the ditch’n fuck
exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have s-xual intercourse.
look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don’t smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch’n f-ck
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