The Dive
the most awesome band ever, formerly known as dive bella dive.
they still have a tendancy to sing about alcohol and prost-tutes (mainly prost-tutes), despite the name change and drive around in a riot van which they then spray painted grey because they got chased by the police
barnaby courtney – singer
dan scotty – b-ss
sam battle – guitar (also has a habit of making music from gameboys and by torturing furbys)
fuuuccckkkk i love the dive
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