The Doege Diet
a diet consisting of peanut b-tter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of doege.
person 1: whoa! you’ve lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!
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