The Don King
the act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng (skeeting) into the hair of a female s-xual partner then messing the females hair up with a whisking (noogie) motion then running out of the room leaving the female s-xual partner to walk home whith her hair looking like that of donald king.
dennis: (while walking down the street) “man…look at that girls hair.. why in the world would she style it like that?”
marlon: “i doubt she picked that haircut…she probobly left the bar with some dude, then got the don king”
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