The Donald Trump
when a person is p-ssed out you shave the middle of their head and j-zz in their hair and combover the bald spot
when jj p-ssed out from drinking we gave him the donald trump
needed: sweet lady friend
first put your sweet lady friend’s (and/or your female cousin’s) legs behind her head. while her legs are behind her head, s-x it up. make sure you deposit all your money in her vault, if you know what i mean. then stick your face in her v-g-n-. the lady has to squeeze her legs around your head and at the precise moment, she’ll yell, “you’re fired!” and then she’ll queef and your investment will be returned tenfold all over your face.
cl-tisha performed the donald trump all over clint’s face last night. it was a real messy one.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. made famous by donald’s ex-wife marla maples in her autobiography “i did it for the diamonds”.
guy 1: “what did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?”
guy 2: “i skipped the necklace and gave her the donald”
the donald trump: “get over here marla, i just got back from the jeweler’s, lets see how much you’re worth!”
this is where you get a man to get on his hands and knees, stick your d-ck up his b-tt, then eat arby’s natural chicken sandwiches on his back.
i went to sean penn’s house yesterday and he preformed the donald trump on me.
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