The Doodoo Leprechaun
the doodoo leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. when you are lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the doodoo leprechaun and you will have good luck for a whole fortnight! the greener the poo, the luckier you’ll do!
guy #1: man, i just had a sh-t, and it was green! is something wrong with me?
guy #2: no, man. it was just the doodoo leprechaun!
guy #1: sweet! goodluck for a fortnight—-
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