The Douchebag Theory
the answer to why girls always date douchebags. it usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says “it’s okay, it’s just because he likes you”, the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an -ss to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the -ssholes get hot girls.
the douchebag theory, the answer to everything.
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