the dreaded re-cap
the bad news of all your stupid drunk antics that comes from a close friend the night after partyin’
dude #1: dude, last night you p-ssed off of my balcony and got me a complaint from my apartment manager. you p-ssed in my sink and got p-ss all over my bathroom counter. you threw up on my carpet, then you called your girl over and made out with her after throwing up. you ran down the street by my house to get more beer and ended up getting stopped by a cop, then you told the cop that you were at my house so they came to make sure there was no under-age drinking going on. you drunk dialed every one on your phone. then you ordered pizza and tried to make the obviously mormon pizza guy smoke weed for a tip. then you tried to get tough with me when i told you to chill the f-ck out. yeah dude, you’re 86’d from my pad.
dude #2: d-mn, i hate the dreaded re-cap
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