The Drink Stages
a series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your -ss by reminding them.
in regards to taking a drink from an informed friend
sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
swig – enough to get the taste on your tongue
swiggle-more than a swig because it has more letters
drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {d-ck move}
let me get that- the whole drink if you can chug it {d-ck move}
{friend says}”hey let me get that” {unsuspecting friend says} “sure” {and hands over beverage} {friend then chugs drink} {unsuspecting friend is p-ssed off and says} “what the h-ll!” {friend says} ” dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember”
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