The Drooki
when one snot rockets into a girls v-g-n- and eats them out vigorously while fingering them.
john: yo brohomes what you up to?
cary: nothin broslice i’m mad tired i had a long night with my girlfried.
john: o harem sauce you dawg what happened?
cary: well i got her in the mood and it was getting intense when i realized i had to blow my nose. shoved my face into her v-g-n- and i snot rocketed everywhere and i gave her the drooki.
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